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green ichors 
26th-Dec-2007 09:31 am
Serge 2012

Last night, while we were watching the DVD of Gilda that I had given Sue for Christmas, I finished the following homage to 1960s TV show Green Acres. Rita Hayworth bears no responsibility for influencing the results.

Green Ichors is the pond for me.
Toad spawnin' is the life of me.
Land spreadin' out so far and dead
Keep old Arkham, just give me that country dread.

R'lyeh is where I'd rather flay.
I get lethargic when I slay.
I just adore a madhouse view.
Dah-ling, I love you, but lock me in dark venues.

...The spores.
...The roars.
...Foul air.
..Beast's lair.

You are my strife.
Goodbye, dungeon life.
Green Ichors we are there.
26th-Dec-2007 06:41 pm (UTC)
The thought of feeding Eva Gabor to Cthulhu is..........

26th-Dec-2007 07:10 pm (UTC)
What of Zsa Zsa?
Ïa! Ïa! Ïa!
26th-Dec-2007 08:42 pm (UTC)
She wasn't in Green Ichors....
26th-Dec-2007 11:40 pm (UTC)
But she could be described as rugose and squamous.

27th-Dec-2007 03:38 pm (UTC)
27th-Dec-2007 12:55 am (UTC)
Oh, I know that, but I thought you'd approve of all things Gabor becoming lovecraftian amuse-gueules...
27th-Dec-2007 03:39 pm (UTC)
Hmm. You've got a point there.
26th-Dec-2007 11:18 pm (UTC)
You know, I've often wondered about people who names their homes, and what is a good way to come up with a name for a home.

Green Ichors. Might have to put that on my list. With proper credit, of course.
27th-Dec-2007 12:57 am (UTC)
Esoecially if you live next door to Ann of Green Gables. Or would that be Green Garbles?
27th-Dec-2007 02:04 am (UTC)
Or the House of Seven Garbles, undoubtedly inhabited by The Gashlycrumb Tinies.
27th-Dec-2007 03:11 am (UTC)
Actually, it is not really green but a color that is from Outer Space that our frail human brains perceive as green lest they go mad.
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