Last night, while we were watching the DVD of Gilda that I had given Sue for Christmas, I finished the following homage to 1960s TV show Green Acres. Rita Hayworth bears no responsibility for influencing the results.
Toad spawnin' is the life of me.
Land spreadin' out so far and dead
Keep old Arkham, just give me that country dread.
R'lyeh is where I'd rather flay.
I get lethargic when I slay.
I just adore a madhouse view.
Dah-ling, I love you, but lock me in dark venues.
You are my strife.
Goodbye, dungeon life.
Green Ichors we are there.